I can't find my tweezers.
I bought one of those electrical tweezers but they were shite. Give me back my manual tweezers.
Anyone coming for my housewarming cum new year's party better RSVP fast. I'll be serving jell-o shots in a bowl and mini cheesecakes and I need to know how many to make and how many beers to buy (yes, only for you greedy alcoholic bastards! I friggin' hate the taste and smell of beer.)
I have a hunch we are in for a very memorable night.